why is peter pan always flying?
I love this joke because it never grows old
i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that
I like how people have a problem with the whole calling someone “daddy” in bed because it’s “weird” but yet they will call the other person “baby”. What you like fucking babies? You weird ass baby fucker
If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
can we just stay in bed, fuck and cuddle and kiss for like 2 weeks
imagine saying “i’m dad” to a dad. he responds with “hi dad, i’m—” but then he stops. fear strikes up in his eyes. YOU’re dad? he thought he was dad all along? what is his true identity? who is dad? what horrible mistake has he made